January 2012
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November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
6 posts
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Wraith Monster: The Alarm Clock that Ended... →
wraithmonster:
Pedro Alejandro Wunderlich recently released an iPhone alarm app that doesn’t shut off or snooze with the touch of a screen. Instead you have to fight to turn it off by shaking it violently. Like, you know, a baby.
So now we’ve got the first app that intentionally ignores the will of its…
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How many times do you hit the snooze button?... →
August 2011
3 posts
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July 2011
8 posts
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The Nuke Lamp is an explosion of light
Veneridesign, a London-based 3D design and print shop, has created this beautiful piece of violent furniture. They basically captured the the effects of the most powerful weapon we humans have at our disposal, froze it, and reduced it to a size that’ll fit your unused coffe table over there in the corner of your house where all those Maxim magazines are.
Now before you whip out your...
When Life Doesn't Give You Facial Hair, There's...
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P-Tree: A Urinal Strap-On for Trees, "It's like...
Scientific fact: the drunk male is an uncontrollable urination machine. In the appropriately called “Wee” hours of the night, all trees looks like urinals from a males intoxicated point of view.
P-Tree, an invention by the Dutch studio Aandeboom has given all drunk men their dignity back by telling them, “it’s ok, you brute, you can pee in this here tree.”
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Idea: Travel in a Hammock
“Please keep your hands and feet and head inside the Hammock at all times.” Would be the safety message right before ignition.
Here’s a brilliant idea that beats First Class air travel. Travelling in a hammock—that’s tied to a truck.
Just lay down, relax. Close your eyes, we’ll be there soon. Don’t mind the bumpy road, it’s perfectly normal....
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Idea: Toast that already has the peanut butter...
I don’t know why no one has thought of this yet. Imagine a loaf of bread, where every slice already has peanut butter on it. Kind of like cheese slices: peel off the plastic, and voila! Peanut butter already on your toast!
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June 2011
3 posts
Getting Warmer: Idea for a search engine
This is an idea I have for a search engine. Basically, you tell it if the search result is getting warmer or colder to what you’re looking for. Thoughts?
In the Wild Savanna, Speed Is of The Essence
In the wildest part of this planet, one must make use of every tool available for survival. Take this zebra for example. Instead of roaming the prowl on all fours, he has borrowed from the primate to travel the Savanna more efficiently. The lion did not expect that.
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The Ambulance for the Rest of Us
When the situation is dire, and every second matters, here in the East we rally up the stampede and storm towards your general location. Don’t mind the flies.
May 2011
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March 2011
3 posts
February 2011
7 posts
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The Ex-Boyfriend Punching Bag
Yo decided to date that asshole despite the better judgement of your girlfriends. He was clearly not boyfriend material, and you knew that from the first day you met the guy in that bar where he was really, really drunk. He took you home and despite you “not usually being like that” you gave in to his drunken seductive powers, and woke up naked beside him.
Now the day that you knew...
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Help Me Get 1 Million "Pointless" Likes - Please... →
The Pointless Like Button - The only Like button in the internet with no reason to be clicked. But people do. And they have their reasons.
The Pointless Like Button - Why Did You Click... →
I love this! The famous Like button in the nude, exposed to reveal its true meaning.
January 2011
11 posts
The iPad Fanny Pack Is All You Need to Look Like...
This brave new front-facing pack will cost you $130, but that’s not taking into account the massive loss of self-respect that’ll take its toll over time.
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Bullseye!
